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agentphilcoulson) wrote2012-11-23 08:28 am
agentphilcoulson) wrote2012-11-23 08:28 am
Emails
To: Nick Fury
From: Phil Coulson
Subject: Not What We Expected
Happy Turkey Day, Boss. Did Stark manage not to burn down the tower? Things will be taking a bit longer than expected. Widow is in deep and doesn't want to come out until she gets as much info as possible. Or until we have to pull her out.
To: Clint Barton
From: Phil Coulson
Did you forget to wear your cheer leading uniform or your lucky boxers yesterday? Is that why we lost? Tasha is safe but going deep. What do you know about flashbacks she's been having?
When do you ship out?
To: Tony Stark
From: Phil Coulson
Did you deep fry something yesterday without burning down the tower? How'd Rogers turkey come out? Have you put him in a French maid outfit or signed him up for culinary classes yet?
Btw, nice job with the Hawaii detour. But you forgot to invite me.
From: Phil Coulson
Subject: Not What We Expected
Happy Turkey Day, Boss. Did Stark manage not to burn down the tower? Things will be taking a bit longer than expected. Widow is in deep and doesn't want to come out until she gets as much info as possible. Or until we have to pull her out.
To: Clint Barton
From: Phil Coulson
Did you forget to wear your cheer leading uniform or your lucky boxers yesterday? Is that why we lost? Tasha is safe but going deep. What do you know about flashbacks she's been having?
When do you ship out?
To: Tony Stark
From: Phil Coulson
Did you deep fry something yesterday without burning down the tower? How'd Rogers turkey come out? Have you put him in a French maid outfit or signed him up for culinary classes yet?
Btw, nice job with the Hawaii detour. But you forgot to invite me.
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From: Clint Barton
It was considered, but Tony said that JARVIS would have set off the fire extinguisher had I set fire to them. It was hard enough keeping up with Stark on an island in Hawaii, not sure where I'd end up if were in Vegas. I'd be like that guy in The Hangover, the one in the back of the trunk, naked. No thanks.
Banner knows about them, she asked him in a medical capacity, so at least she's not ignoring the situation. That's some comfort.
I can fill out a suit nice, Boss. But these aren't pretty. Why can't I have a sharp black one likes yours? ITS SO PRETTY. Preston is a decent enough handler, but she's not you, Phil.
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From: Phil Coulson
On stage in a showgirl costume?
That's the only reason I haven't pulled her out of Russia already.
I know you can. And you'd get bored as a handler. You want to be out in the fray. When you get old enough, I'll buy you a nice suit. Or you can ask Tony. I'm sure he'll buy you one for Christmas.
No one is me. Preston's good though. Don't break her, though.