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agentphilcoulson) wrote2012-11-23 08:28 am
agentphilcoulson) wrote2012-11-23 08:28 am
Emails
To: Nick Fury
From: Phil Coulson
Subject: Not What We Expected
Happy Turkey Day, Boss. Did Stark manage not to burn down the tower? Things will be taking a bit longer than expected. Widow is in deep and doesn't want to come out until she gets as much info as possible. Or until we have to pull her out.
To: Clint Barton
From: Phil Coulson
Did you forget to wear your cheer leading uniform or your lucky boxers yesterday? Is that why we lost? Tasha is safe but going deep. What do you know about flashbacks she's been having?
When do you ship out?
To: Tony Stark
From: Phil Coulson
Did you deep fry something yesterday without burning down the tower? How'd Rogers turkey come out? Have you put him in a French maid outfit or signed him up for culinary classes yet?
Btw, nice job with the Hawaii detour. But you forgot to invite me.
From: Phil Coulson
Subject: Not What We Expected
Happy Turkey Day, Boss. Did Stark manage not to burn down the tower? Things will be taking a bit longer than expected. Widow is in deep and doesn't want to come out until she gets as much info as possible. Or until we have to pull her out.
To: Clint Barton
From: Phil Coulson
Did you forget to wear your cheer leading uniform or your lucky boxers yesterday? Is that why we lost? Tasha is safe but going deep. What do you know about flashbacks she's been having?
When do you ship out?
To: Tony Stark
From: Phil Coulson
Did you deep fry something yesterday without burning down the tower? How'd Rogers turkey come out? Have you put him in a French maid outfit or signed him up for culinary classes yet?
Btw, nice job with the Hawaii detour. But you forgot to invite me.
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From: Nick Fury
Back at you, Coulson. I tell you what, those agents of yours know how to make a meal. If this whole 'saving the world' thing doesn't work out, they could realistically go into event planning. Haven't had macaroni and cheese like that in years.
Keep an eye on her. Listen to what she's saying, but if you feel she needs extrication, pull her and we'll deal with the fall-out later.
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From: Phil Coulson
Good to know they have other uses. If we solve the world's problems, we may need back up careers.
I will, Sir. But she's gone off-grid on us before in Russia.
no subject
From: Nick Fury
I have the utmost faith in you, Agent Coulson. Don't let me down.
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From: Phil
When have I ever let you down?