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[agentphilcoulson]

To: All Tower Residents
From: Coulson, Phil
CC: JARVIS
Subject: Thursday afternoon/evening common area

Due to the Yankees/Tigers doubleheader today, the common area has been requisitioned for watching the game. Beer, soda, hot dogs, and snacks will be provided. All are welcome.


Delta team - consider this our weekly team meeting.

Comments

[at_your_service]

To: Coulson, Phil
From: JARVIS
CC: Stark, Tony
Subject: Requisitions, Requests & Procedure

Sir, Protocols & Procedures indicate that common areas cannot be requisitioned except in cases of impending apocalypse. I regret to inform you that a Detroit Tigers-New York Yankees playoff series where the Yankees are currently down by three games does not fit those qualifications. However, I have transferred the requisition into a request and barring the end of the world, it shall be yours.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: JARVIS
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: Brilliance, Awesomeness, & Coolness

Well done. Really, really well done. Sadly, I don't think that'll stop them from camping out in the living room, but thanks for that laugh. Also, doesn't mean that you should find a way for the world to end so that we can oust them.

[at_your_service]

To: Sir
From: JARVIS
Subject: As you wish

You were very specific in your numerous rants on needing to limit SHIELD's powers within the tower. While Agent Coulson is a very nice man and I am glad of his recovery, he is not exempt from abiding by your rules.