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agentphilcoulson) wrote2012-10-06 07:16 pm
agentphilcoulson) wrote2012-10-06 07:16 pm
time to show the world what you're made of - Email
To: Stark, Tony; Romanoff, Natasha
CC: Fury, Nick; Hill, Maria;
Subject: Suit up.
We've recently come across intel about a deposit of uranium in Uzbekistan. It'd be beneficial if it didn't fall into the wrong hands. There may or may not be nuclear weapons in the arsenal. Given the situations in Iran and Syria, I'm sure you can understand why this is of utmost importance.
Quinjet leaves at 0500 from the helicarrier. I'll see you in the parking garage of Stark Tower at 0400.
CC: Fury, Nick; Hill, Maria;
Subject: Suit up.
We've recently come across intel about a deposit of uranium in Uzbekistan. It'd be beneficial if it didn't fall into the wrong hands. There may or may not be nuclear weapons in the arsenal. Given the situations in Iran and Syria, I'm sure you can understand why this is of utmost importance.
Quinjet leaves at 0500 from the helicarrier. I'll see you in the parking garage of Stark Tower at 0400.
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CC: Fury, Nick; Hill, Maria;
From: Romanoff, Natasha
Subject: Suit up.
Affirmative boss. I'll bring coffee.
ps - Thanks for waiting till after the opera.
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CC: Romanoff, Natasha
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: re: Suit up.
Is that an order? You know how I feel about orders. Especially being handed orders.
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From: Coulson, Phil
CC: Romanoff, Natasha
Subject: Re: Suit up
Suggestion. Romanoff and I are going. She's bringing coffee.
I'm not handing you anything. If you don't want to come, stay home. But that means you're trusting Romanoff and I to dispose of possible Stark weapons as we see fit.
I know you're already monitoring the situation there.
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CC: Romanoff, Natasha
From: Stark, Awesome
Subject: re: Suit up.
Awww, how sweet. It's so nice to know how much you care, keeping tabs on me like that. It's amazing you found all that information in between all those log-ons to porn websites.
I'm only saying yes because the quinjet is a dream and that flight across the Atlantic is a bitch. Toss me the coordinates to the Helicarrier, I'll meet you there and save your poor car's shocks.
About how long do you think this'll take?
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CC: Romanoff, Natasha
From: Coulson, Phil
Subject: re: Suit Up
Well, I can't watch supernanny all day long.
Be nice to Romanoff and maybe she'll let you fly it.
The helicarrier is docked at Sandy Hook Bay, Naval Warfare Station Earle, Slot 51. Coordinates: 40.408333 N , 74.075 W
Don't be late. Pack a tux and a suit. No idea what we'll have to face.
Hopefully not more than a few days. A week if things don't go our way.
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CC: Romanoff, Natasha
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: re: Suit up.
Actually, you probably could. After a full day you might start getting reruns though.
I'm always nice to Agent Romanoff.
A suit or the suit? Now this'll be even more interesting... Promise to keep me low on the watch list if I end up buying this uranium?
Let's hope for not a week. Otherwise I'm going to direct Pepper's wrath completely on you.
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CC: Romanoff, Natasha
From: Coulson, Phil
Subject: re: Suit Up
I don't much care for reruns.
The Armani pinstripe would be my recommendation. And the Mark 7.
Of course.
You make direct Miss Potts at me at any time.
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CC: Romanoff, Natasha
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: re: Suit up.
We'll have to get you hooked on some other tv shows. Keep you fully occupied.
I'm not sure if I should be charmed or terrified that you know my suits.
Now that just sounds dirty. No making dirty with Miss Potts. It is in her contract that she is not allowed to make dirty with SHIELD agents.
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CC: Romanoff, Natasha
From: Coulson, Phil
Subject: re: Suit Up
Amazing Race isn't bad. Top Model sucks this season. I'm waiting for the real Top Chef to come back. It's not the same without Padma Lakshmi.
A little of both. Charmed. Let's go with charmed.
Can I make clean with her then? Maybe she and I should do the dishes together.
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CC: Romanoff, Natasha
From: Coulson, Phil
Subject: re: Suit Up
Padma is the only reason to watch that show. What? No Project Runway or those singing shows?
I think I'll lean on the side of terrified.
You are welcome to wash all the dishes you like by yourself. Or with Steve. I'm sure you'd love to get all soapy with Steve.
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CC: Romanoff, Natasha
From: Coulson, Phil
Subject: re: Suit Up
Not my thing.
Aww, and here I thought we could be friends.
I'm sure Captain Rogers can find other people to wash dishes with.
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CC: Coulson, Phil
From: Romanoff, Natasha
Subject: Boys.
Boys. Really.
I'm trying to get ready for a night out here.
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CC: Coulson, Phil
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: Girl
Oh the big date. Do you look more pretty than usual, Agent Romanoff? Do you have your car all set up? Do you need someone to help you with your corsage?
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From: Romanoff, Natasha
Subject: When a boy and a girl like each other..
Don't start. I always look good.
No corsage. None of that frou frou shit. Dinner and the opera. To be followed by mindblowing orgasms for your lab buddy.
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From: Stark, Tony
Subject: I don't think you want that going where it usually goes.
Hence the more pretty than usual.
Good. He needs mindblowing orgasms. Actually, everyone needs mindblowing orgasms. So be sure to take care of yourself too.
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From: Romanoff, Natasha
Subject: Not a danger with me.
You flatter me.
Don't worry, I plan to have multiple ones.
See you in the morning, sunshine.